I recently recieved an email from Club Blink. Club Blink is an alternative nightclub in the city that I occassionally frequent.
The following is from the email:
"Club Blink, Sydney longest running and most successful nightclub in Australia's history, is changing with the times and has gone INDIE!!"
Here's a helpful hint: DON'T CHANGE.
Maybe the success of this club was achieved by how it originally was. Seriously. People go to Blink for the METAL music and the occassional pop punk song. Not shitty indie. If they wanted to listen to shitty indie they'd visit Trash (Trash being Blink only it's on Saturday night's instead of Friday and plays Indie).
Ever since Blink has been implementing these changes (e.g removing the couches for more dance room. Who the hell removes couches for more dance room when there's plenty of room to dance and people actually like sitting on the couches?) I have heard nothing but complaints from people about how much better blink used to be.
Keep making changes Blink and I think you'll lose alot of your patrons.
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Graffiti: Stickin' It To The Man.
Who's next on the firing line? Graffiti "artists". I like graffiti, don't get me wrong. I mean, what better way to stick it to the man?
But seriously, if you're choosing graffiti as your means of dismantling the establishment, please be clever about it. I'm so sick of reading dumbass comments like "This is a clean desk"... "I love Johnny". They are lame and so insignificant.
Today at uni I noticed posters hung up on the noticeboards. On one of the posters, the text said "We believe in one less God than you." Someone had then ripped the middle of the poster, drew an arrow pointing at it and wrote "Oops. I ripped your poster. Where's your God now?". Underneath this was more text from the poster that said "Bought to you by the uws atheists."
Dear dumbass graffiti dick,
Atheists don't believe in god!!! They believe there was no god there ready to smite you down. The atheists god didn't punish you because they haven't imagined him into existance like other religions. Do your freaking research or brush up on common sense before you make stupid remarks that don't need to be said.
But on another atheist poster it said "If God created the world, who created God?" Underneath that someone had written "I dunno, some factory in China?" It said something like that. But hah! Classic.
But seriously, if you're choosing graffiti as your means of dismantling the establishment, please be clever about it. I'm so sick of reading dumbass comments like "This is a clean desk"... "I love Johnny". They are lame and so insignificant.
Today at uni I noticed posters hung up on the noticeboards. On one of the posters, the text said "We believe in one less God than you." Someone had then ripped the middle of the poster, drew an arrow pointing at it and wrote "Oops. I ripped your poster. Where's your God now?". Underneath this was more text from the poster that said "Bought to you by the uws atheists."
Dear dumbass graffiti dick,
Atheists don't believe in god!!! They believe there was no god there ready to smite you down. The atheists god didn't punish you because they haven't imagined him into existance like other religions. Do your freaking research or brush up on common sense before you make stupid remarks that don't need to be said.
But on another atheist poster it said "If God created the world, who created God?" Underneath that someone had written "I dunno, some factory in China?" It said something like that. But hah! Classic.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Leggings: Pants?
What the heck is with retard glamour girls wearing leggings as pants?
Today I went to the St Marys shopping village. Upon my arrival I saw three girls getting out of a car. The one with the uggboots (don't even get me started on those) thought it was okay to give me a filthy as she flicked her hair. All three of the girls were wearing leggings.
Seriously it was gross. Those "pants" left nothing to the imagination and removed all traces of desire I could have held for the females. I mean I could see the crease of their buttcheeks for crying out loud. If the material was any thinner I could've told you if they had skiddies.
The legging was originally designed to be an UNDERgarment for MEN. They were marketed this way until the design companies realised that the people buying their product were infact female punks who would buy the leggings and dye them to be worn under skirts.
I for one thing that leggings are a fairly awesome fashion item when worn correctly i.e. under a skirt, dress or shorts. They should not be worn in replacement of pants. Seriously it would feel like you're wearing nothing at all. Maybe they like the breeze?
The way these girls were dressed...like what, am I supposed to think? Seeing everything is attractive? It accentuates your flat ass and matches the color of your eyes? Well all I have to say is "I think you look like a real twat wearing your underwear on the outside when you clearly are NOT a superhero."
Today I went to the St Marys shopping village. Upon my arrival I saw three girls getting out of a car. The one with the uggboots (don't even get me started on those) thought it was okay to give me a filthy as she flicked her hair. All three of the girls were wearing leggings.
Seriously it was gross. Those "pants" left nothing to the imagination and removed all traces of desire I could have held for the females. I mean I could see the crease of their buttcheeks for crying out loud. If the material was any thinner I could've told you if they had skiddies.
The legging was originally designed to be an UNDERgarment for MEN. They were marketed this way until the design companies realised that the people buying their product were infact female punks who would buy the leggings and dye them to be worn under skirts.
I for one thing that leggings are a fairly awesome fashion item when worn correctly i.e. under a skirt, dress or shorts. They should not be worn in replacement of pants. Seriously it would feel like you're wearing nothing at all. Maybe they like the breeze?
The way these girls were dressed...like what, am I supposed to think? Seeing everything is attractive? It accentuates your flat ass and matches the color of your eyes? Well all I have to say is "I think you look like a real twat wearing your underwear on the outside when you clearly are NOT a superhero."
Monday, August 10, 2009
Late night msn talks.
12:44am: Anarchy Burger says: Does he understand that life models are naked? I'm pretty sure I just explained that 10 minutes ago...wtf.
12:44am: Pop.Sensation says: Ooh do it!!! Then jump his bones!!!
12:44am: Anarchy Burger says: HAHA He just said "hmmm.. maybe not naked, but you could imagine those parts in, right? LOL I don't remember what the male appendage looks like.
12:45am: Pop.Sensation says: It's fuggo.
12:45am: Anarchy Burger says: "I don't think I have seen enough naked men to correctly imagine that.. so I'll just paint a pineapple instead." Haha I'm a genius.
12:46am: Pop.Sensation says: Haha. Good call.
12:46am: Anarchy Burger says: Yeah.
12:47am: Pop.Sensation says:
12:44am: Pop.Sensation says: Ooh do it!!! Then jump his bones!!!
12:44am: Anarchy Burger says: HAHA He just said "hmmm.. maybe not naked, but you could imagine those parts in, right? LOL I don't remember what the male appendage looks like.
12:45am: Pop.Sensation says: It's fuggo.
12:45am: Anarchy Burger says: "I don't think I have seen enough naked men to correctly imagine that.. so I'll just paint a pineapple instead." Haha I'm a genius.
12:46am: Pop.Sensation says: Haha. Good call.
12:46am: Anarchy Burger says: Yeah.
12:47am: Pop.Sensation says:
12:47am: Anarchy Burger says: LOL EW
12:47am: Pop.Sensation says: I am an artist!!
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